Wednesday, January 30, 2013

There is simply no words to describe this post...it just is what it is

I am surrounded by freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the blood-thirsty ignoramuses need to be ruled by competent people. who the hell ever gave benighted freaks the inclination that they are capable of running their own country by being defiant and deviant?! who did that?!  Today, the word civil war is being thrown about like it was scones at English Tea Time. All I have to say is that you must be ruled by intelligent life once again.

here's an example:

Road 9, Maadi 1950 under the rule of King Farouk:


Road 9, Maadi, 2013 under the abuse of the freaks



what have they done to this place and then they want to convince the world of what exactly? that they can still torch and destroy this place? that they have people who defy their own government? with people who threaten their own president with burning down the country. How dare you?!

*freaks: the people who continue to destroy this country with the constant need to be ignorant, arrogant, defiant, deviant and compulsive liars.

FYI: The City of Maadi is one of the elite sections of cairo.

Monday, January 28, 2013

How long does it take to get adjusted to this place?

This is coming from a conversation I had with a colleague today. I've been here for 9 months and I'm still going through the stages.  Please keep in mind that it seems that this is a common psychological transition amongst many expatriates and foreigners.

Stage 1: EXCITED TO BE HERE!
* this stage is of complete and utter euphoria. You're in a new place, you're experiencing new things and it's an exciting place to venture out into.
* This phase lasts about 1 month.

Stage 2: Confusion........
* This stage is presented by many shocking experiences. Some of these experiences can come with the constant contact with the natives and then trying to understand them.
* This stage is also presented by finally figuring out what the purpose of many of the actions taken by the natives actually mean. (this has vast meanings so if you are not here then you won't get it-you actually have to be here to understand this phase)
*We recommend that this phase be limited to 1 month but please limit it to 6 weeks. You will then need to pull yourself together in order to progress to Stage 3.

Stage 3: Naivety to Reality
* This stage may require that you be sitting down when you come to the realization that you were in fact naive and that the reality of this place is much more than you could handle in one thought.
* This stage is also very difficult to digest in one sitting, we recommend that you draw this stage out for as long as possible so the mind can fully accept the shock to your system.
*We recommend that this phase take about 2 months to fully be accepted.

*Stage 4: You have got to be kidding me!
* You have now fully grasped not only the reality of this place but should now be limiting your contact with the natives. You should now be able to create 'your own world' within this place. If you have not been able to create a 'comfort zone' for yourself then this stage can take actually be null. You'll probably be going home within 24 hours or are already back home.
*This stage also requires that you maintain your sanity by either becoming numb or taking morphine in order to remain a civilized and sane human being.
*We highly recommend that you travel outside of the country as often as possible so to recharge you mind, body and soul. Otherwise you will become very hostile if not homicidal.
*This stage will take approximately 4+ months.

Stage 5: *I haven't gotten there yet* will post at a later date

What happens when you compliment an Egyptian or Egypt?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Well, lets see now. A few weeks back a Sheikh from Saudi Arabia by the name of Mohammed Al Arifi came to Egypt to give a sermon.  He praised Egypt for it's extensive history and 'contributions' to the Middle East. It was a very pleasant, polite and noteworthy speech. Now one might take his speech as a sign of respect for a nation that has long been an important part of world history. But see, you're talking to Egyptians so you have a bit of a problem/issue/dilema..

Here is the article and I beg that you judge for yourself:
The Egyptian people have demonstrated their warm love and respect for the well-known Saudi preacher Sheikh Mohammad Al-Arifi because of a Friday sermon that he had delivered at a mosque in Riyadh. The sermon was devoted to the praise of Egypt, its people and its important position in ancient and modern history. In the sermon, he said: “I am extending a certificate of appreciation to a country, which is mother of the world and the land of prophets, and whose name is explicitly stated in four places in the Holy Qur’an and mentioned, though not explicitly, in 30 other places.” 

Sheikh Al-Arifi praised the people of Egypt and their kindness, love and generosity to those who visit their country. He also commended the great women of Egypt, including Hajera, the wife of Prophet Ibrahim and mother of Prophet Ismail, and Maria Al-Qibtiyya, wife of Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) and mother of the Prophet’s son Ibrahim. These revered women, the sheikh said, also include the mother of Musa (Moses) and Asiya, wife of the Pharaoh who ruled Egypt during the time of Musa, and who supplicated God to build her a house in Paradise and save her from Pharaoh and his work. The sheikh also praised the women of Egypt as the most tender women in the world. He also drew attention to the words of the renowned Islamic scholar Imam Shafie who reportedly said that one who did not marry an Egyptian woman was not really married. Sheikh Al-Arifi praised Egyptian Copts saying that the Prophet (pbuh) asked Muslims to be fair with them. The Prophet told his companions: “Once, you conquer Egypt, the Copts will be helpful to you then. So treat them well.”

In the sermon, the sheikh also drew attention to the fact that Abdullah Bin Amr Bin Al-Aas mentioned that Egyptian Copts are “uncles” of the Quraish and praised the harmony between Egypt’s Muslims and Christians. The preacher noted that the second Caliph Omar Bin Al-Khattab ordered the governor of Egypt to make the cover (kiswa) of the Holy Kaaba in Egypt, and accordingly it was manufactured there. The manufacturing of the kiswa in Egypt continued for more than 1,000 years.  

Sheikh Al-Arifi continued by explaining the sublime position of Egypt in Islamic history: The mosque built by Amr Bin Al-Aas was the first of its kind in the African continent. He also mentioned in the speech that those who wish to learn Qur’an and recite it with intonation should go to Egypt. “If anybody wants to learn the Arabic language with its art of eloquence and rhetoric, he should go to Egypt. Similarly, for those who want to learn modern sciences and those who want to learn poetry and literature, there is no better place than Egypt.”

The Egyptian media gave prominent coverage to the sermon and many television channels aired the sermon repeatedly. Several prominent Egyptian figures such as the minister of information, the Sheikh of Al-Azhar, and the Egyptian presidential spokesman phoned Sheikh Al-Arifi to thank him for the speech. Even secular channels that often attack Islamists commended the sermon.  One month later, Sheikh Al-Arifi visited Egypt where he repeated the same sermon at Amr Bin Al-Aas Mosque. There also he received a tremendously warm response.

However, media analysts and critics have cited some reasons that may have prompted this handsome and eloquent preacher to shower accolades on Egypt. Some say that his aim was to win the pleasure of Islamists who swept to power after a long period of suffering and hardship at the hands of political and military forces. Others say that the sheikh wanted to gain popularity in the largest Arab country. This is in addition to his rising popularity among the Saudi younger generation, especially through the use of social media such as Twitter, where the number of his followers has swelled into the millions. These supporters confront the secularists, modernists and liberals who have criticized the sheikh because of some unusual comments that he has reportedly made in some speeches and television programs. These comments included his intention to go to Jerusalem and deliver a sermon there and his claim that he can convince non-Muslims within minutes to embrace Islam.

There has also been criticism of his sermon about Egypt and his trip to Egypt. Critics said that Egypt is full of talented scholars and that it sends scholars to various parts of the world for teaching and propagation purposes. They also say that Sheikh Al-Arifi is not one of the eminent scholars and outstanding preachers in the Kingdom and hence he does not deserve the praise and publicity he is now receiving.

It was also claimed that the information contained in his sermon was taken from a paper prepared by an Egyptian researcher about the good qualities of Egyptians as mentioned in the Holy Qur’an and from articles written by Saudi researcher Muhammad Mousa Al-Sharif. Some critics have even accused the sheikh of plagiarism because he did not cite the sources on which he relied for his information in his sermon that praised Egyptians and their country.

Now, two days ago the news began to spread like..oh sorry the gossip started to spread like wild fire. Egyptians don't spread news. They spread gossip. Anyway, Egyptians actually found this speech offensive to them. One might think, How would this be offensive? this is a compliment to a nation. Now see you have to get into the mind of an Egyptian...this may be difficult as it still has not been scientifically studied nor analyzed for it's unique thinking pattern. Rumor has it that it is a defective in many functions like common sense, respect, hindsight, comprehension and many other important functions of the brain. *Please be patient as scientists are still struggling with the final results. Please be patient as this may take ions to complete.* Now back to their offense of these compliments given to them. First, they didn't want to be reminded of their past accomplishments. (Please refer to the "who should get the credit for Egypt's history" and you will understand). This is due to the fact that they never accomplished anything ever unless they were under occupation and their occupiers actually did the work. Anyway, then they were offended that how can you not compliment them on their current accomplishments. My questions are: What current accomplishments?What are they talking about? (please refer to 'more funnies" from my December 2012 posts). hmmmmmmmmmm? so what did they do? they insulted the Sheikh and rejected his speech.

Now what happens when compliment Egyptians/Egypt? They find a way to fight, argue and insult you! (Please refer to "Egyptian Etiquette..or lack there of" number 13 says it all).

 

January 28th, 2013


Update in chaos'ville: All foreign Embassies closed due to violence; Airport secured/blocked due to the threats from the protesters attacking the airport; major bridges burned, tear gas suffocating the passengers in the underground/train; major Hotels in tahrir set a blaze(tahrir is basically turning into an inferno); unidentified militia out in tahrir; threats made to the president from the unruly cretins-either he step down or they burn down the country(I say send down the military! you need to learn something from the Algerians!); Israel securing her borders(who can blame her!) due to the extreme violence in Sinai; *more to come I'm sure as it's only 10:00 am. My prediction is Civil War by the end of this week! bastards!

Metro/Underground set on fire in Tahrir square; people are holding their own elections in tahrir for new president(Are you for real!?); THIS IS INSANE! INSANE! INSANE! these cretins will never change! and they have the audacity to blame the government! it's ALL the contemptuous people...omg! what is wrong with these animals(no they are NOT human!)

EGP dips to 7.25 from 6.53 since yesterday; Ring Road(major highway) closed due to violent protests throughout the city (now I have no way to get home-metro is filled with tear gas and Ring Road blocked. Can we say FML!);

and then GOD made it rain! how do you get unruly Egyptians off the street? pour some rain on them and watch them scurry! may it rain for the next month so it can clean the filth off the streets!
The rain has stopped but it's freezing..no light at the end of this dark tunnel of protests.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Who should really be getting the credit for Egypt's history....

Where shall we begin with this post. I've been think about this post for some time now and I am ever so ready to start writing it. Many Egyptians have such great pride in their history but after looking up much of the historical sites here, I've come to realize that this isn't theirs. They like to take credit for things that others have accomplished but hey if my history was full of colonialism/occupation, oppression and nothing at all that is mine then yea, I'd start making things up as I went along as well. Also they like to conveniently 'forget' who built what and when, so they completely ignore that it's there. so here we go for all you site seers who may tread along these sites one day. Mind you, the vast majority of Egyptians haven't even visted anything but the Pyramids. So they may not have even seen the places listed below. Pretty pathetic if you ask me..but hey, you didn't. so here we go, may you enjoy some of this trivia and maybe even see some of these fabulous places left by some of histories magnificant dynasties.

1) Pyramids: The largest pyramid, built for the Pharaoh Khufu around 2530 B.C (Ancient-Egyptians)

2) Al-Azhar mosque/school: Built by the Fatimid Dynasty(Origins: Berber/Algerian) in 970 AD.

3) Muizz Din Allah Street-Named after the Fatimid Ruler (Berber/Algerian) who built Al-Azhar

4) The City of Cairo- Founded by the Fatimd Dynasty  in the 10th Century AD(Berber/Algerian)

5)Citadel-Built by Salah El Din Al Ayyub(Iraqi/Kurd) in 1183 AD

6) Khan Al Khalili-The souk dates back to 1382, when Emir Djaharks el-Khalili(Mamluks were Turks) built a large caravanserai (خان khan in Arabic) in Cairo under the Burji Mamluk Sultan Barquq; the eponymous khan is still extant. And later renovated by Barquq, the first Circassian Mamluk Sultan

7) Suez Canal: In 1854 and 1856 Ferdinand de Lesseps (French) obtained a concession from Sa'id Pasha (Ottoman/Turk), the Khedive of Egypt and Sudan, to create a company to construct a canal open to ships of all nations

8) The Borg/Tower: Built from 1956 to 1961,[clarification needed] the tower was designed by the Egyptian architect Naoum Chebib(Egyptian). Fully funded by the United States of America.

9) Saint Catherine's Monastery-The monastery was built by order of Emperor Justinian I (Greek)

10) Bibliotheca Alexandrina: Funded by Hosni Mubarak(Egyptian) and UNESCO(UN)

11)The Valley of the Kings: Pharaohs built between 16th and 11th century BC (Ancient-Egyptians)

12)  The Aswan Dam/High Dam: The earliest recorded attempt to build a dam near Aswan was in the 11th century, when the Arab polymath and engineer Ibn al-Haytham (known as Alhazen in the West) was summoned to Egypt by the Fatimid Caliph, Al-Hakim bi-Amr Allah(Berber/Algerian), to regulate the flooding of the Nile, a task requiring an early attempt at an Aswan Dam.The British began construction of the first dam across the Nile in 1898. Construction lasted until 1902, and the dam was opened on 10 December 1902. The project was designed by Sir William Willcocks and involved several eminent engineers, including Sir Benjamin Baker and Sir John Aird, whose firm, John Aird & Co., was the main contractor.Since 1912 the Greek-Egyptian engineer Adrian Daninos developed the plan of the new Aswan Dam, which became concrete in the 1950s. After the Low Dam was almost over-topped in 1946, the British administration decided that rather than raise the dam a third time, a second dam should be built some 7 km upriver. Finally completed by the Soviets and Egyptians in 1970.

so what do we have here...let's see. 2 Ancient Egyptians, 1 Egyptian, 1 Egyptian/American and 8  non-Egyptians. Well you decide. Who gets the credit? I know what I think.

Nothing compared to what we thought it would be..

Alhamdulilah, the death toll is only at 22 and the violence was silenced with the verdict of the accused murderers of the soccer match in port said 2 years back. Twenty-One people were sentenced to death for the incident. so I believe it calmed the cannibals down a bit. Either way, thank god they didn't burn down the entire city. it was just the same type of protests as before. I just pray that the government ends these gathering as they are detrimental to the safety of the rest of us peaceful citizens that want to live and see our children and maybe grandchildren. Nice idea huh? I think so. now I say GO HOME you unruly cretins.

Friday, January 25, 2013

2 year anniversary of the Egyptian Revolution

Today, Friday, January 25th, 2013. the violence started last night with the burning of tires of the October 6th bridge and 1 million people in tahrir. the violence hasn't ended, it's just begun. I will keep this blog updated with the events.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Waiting out the storm

Well tomorrow is the 2 year anniversary of the 2011 Egyptian Revolution and the country is bracing itself for either complete devastation or just hot air blowing out of an egyptian's arse. well, the defiance doesn't stop, it just gets fueled with their ignorance. According to the American Embassy, we should stay at home and sit through this..whatever it is that is going to happen.

my bet is: hot air coming from their arses. but then again, they're defiant enough to tear down the country with their hands and then burn the rest up.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Here with a purpose..of some sort

After an interesting discussion with some friends yesterday, I decided to take this blog to a different level. I've been contemplating whether or not to discuss some of the taboos here. First of all, there are so many that it may seem ridiculous to a westerner like myself BUT they not only exist here. they're dictated strictly from culture not religion. Yes, this is the truth about Egypt.

A very obvious taboo is SEX, the first dirty three letter word I have encountered here. The second dirty three letter word is gay. Egyptians like to dictate that men are entited to want sex as their 'hormones and sex drive' are much stronger than that of a woman's therefore if woman speaks about sex then she is premiscuous. Well, have they ever heard the word 'estrogen' well that's the female's hormone that also dictates her sex drive. there is no sexual education here at all but if they dared and yes, I mean dared to look into their islamic religion then they would realize that the Prophet Muhammed PBUH spoke about sex as a topic in his sermons. He didn'speak in pornographic detail as one may want to assume, but rather he spoke of the islamic and biological etiquette of sexual intercourse. This brings sex to an entirely sophisticated topic rather than the pornographic version Egyptians have of it. I call this complete and utter ignornace of science and religion. Which Egyptians are very guilty of.

The second topic is that filthy 'gay' topic. I myself abhor the act and I am vehemently anti-gay. This stems from Islamic beliefs and the fact that everyone in the world knows about Sodom and Gomorrah/The People of the Prophet Lut(Lot in Christianity). So there's no secret here of how God feels about the act. Enough said. Now back to the issue at hand. Egyptians just love to deny that they have gays in the country. They will claim that there are just a 'few". Wow, that's a joke, I've been here for 9 months and I can point them out at every single turn. Yup, gays, lesbians, bi-sexual, bi-curious and yes the try-anything-sexual. They are here! But don't ever tell them this information, they'll deny it. The funny thing is Egyptian Gays have a facebook page and a national group..whoa, they don't exist alright. Furthermore, if they took one second to think and maybe research the issue then they would realize that they are in the top 3 contenders in the middle east for the largest population of homosexuals/bi-sexual in the region. Their competition is Turkey and Saudi Arabia...makes you think doesn't it. See the thing is these gays get married so to hide their actions from the public so you 'couldn't tell when 'Liberace' was walking down the street. Then if and when they contract HIV they go into hiding until death. The estimated number of GAYS in EGYPT is one too many in my opinion.

 

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Confused again

Not sure if it's worth it to stay in a country that has no law obeyed, unruly people...'the abnorm here'... for what? not even sure why I even came here. Not sure of a lot of things I've done in the past 9 months. Everything is shifting all over the world and the problem is I'm getting lost in the shuffle. I can't seem to keep my focus nor figure out what to do. it's like i have blinders on or my brain has been removed..:( merde!

Monday, January 7, 2013

Focusing and changing my strategy

After a long day today I decided to change my strategy. If I can't beat them then I'll just ignore them for now. I can't give into failure and submit to my current state. I need to move forward as this was one of the main reasons as to why I came here. I just need a little help and insha Allah I'll be getting it sometime this week..Insha Allah. After that then I can reassess my situation and see which direction I'll be headed towards.  I know I have to leave this country as it doesn't fit my needs nor my life but I need to build something. I don't want to go back to the very life I left behind. I left for more reasons that I can list or share with anyone.

I'm not a quitter! I won't let other people dictate to me what or how I should be doing in MY life. I know why I came here and I'm sticking to my initial plan and nothing else is going to matter at this point. I have too much at stake here for nonsense to prevail.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

My mental decision

Last week I decided that only a miracle from Allah SWT would make me stay in this country. The date I have given myself to leave is January 25th. If this place doesn't explode into a revolution or civil war. whichever comes first will be my decision maker. So I've got A) I simply go HOME to civilization; B) A miracle from Allah appears before my eyes and I have another option; C) this place goes nuttier than it already is and they do start their 2nd revolution in 24 months.

I'm tired of the culture clash as these people do not bend or adjust nor accept others. They argue over everything even though you may be right. It's too dirty, it's complete havoc everywhere you go, there are no laws that are followed, the population is naturally disobedient and unruly...and the list is endless. I asked a friend for help and what do I get....a month of 'yes, this weekend'...4 weekends have past and still no help. In this country the word 'yes' means 'go away and NO'. Again with the liars. You are on your very own here and you either sink or swim but no one and I mean no one will bother to give you any help at all. it's all a facade that they want to help you. it's only an empty offer to save face and make themselves look hospitable. The truth of the matter is that no one is honest and everyone is selfish. At least at home I know how to read the language, I know who my friends are, I know where I stand. I know how to function. My time here is finished. I have honorably failed at my attempt to start a life in a country that I should never have come to. There's nothing here but stress and loneliness. It's too hard to start in your 30's, maybe if I were in my 20's this would have been easier but this isn't the case.

Again, I've had more than I can handle.

Friday, January 4, 2013

God works in mysterious ways.........

Today I read the first 13 ayats of Surat Al Ankaboot which was recommended to me by a good friend...the summary of these ayats is that if your goal is jannah and you strive to be a good Muslim then know for a fact that Allah SWT will test you. OKAY! well that just makes me feel a little better about how things are going for me here. this has to be the most difficult situation I have ever experienced and probably will experience in my life. I know this country is NOT for me NOR will it ever be. I need to figure out why I am here and then run! God almighty, this place is not for any intellectual nor human. enough about that because it's just moot to talk about what makes me upset...praying for a better tomorrow. what else can I do? nothing but wait..........and waiting I will do.

I do keeping going back and forth...so who knows I might lose my patience and leave. But then again I can't leave until Allah commands it.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

To speak or not to speak Arabic

Well, the last 2 days have been quite strenuous on me and my mood. I was fine until tonight. Yesterday started with some damn lady arguing with me because I was speaking English to her when I understood her "mutated" Arabic/Egyptian Arabic. She told me that if I understood Arabic then I should respond in it. I say that you are a stupid, ignorant cretin. I can understand your false Arabic language but I don't necessarily need to know how to respond. So how DARE you say something like that to me?! oh wait, I'm not white or European so I shouldn't be speaking English. Oh I forgot, English is only for white people or the 'elite' trash of Egypt. I'm so sorry you wicked nasty crab. I can't possibly be American by your standards. It's no wonder why Egyptians are so 'loved' in this region. wow...nice racism...excellent exercise of racism in this country. So don't you dare speak English if you're not white. it's simply UNACCEPTABLE!

Then I came home tonight in one hell of a mood....I need to get out of here. I can't take it anymore. my mood is beyond tolerable at this point. it's all because of my situation. I have no one i can trust and no one to talk to. I don't need sympathy, I need change of this situation and that's not an easy feat. I'm exhausted. I truly am.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Silence before the storm?

Today was an ordinary day, took the Metro this morning as usual but today we had a little 'entertainment' from the hoodlums. On the stop "Malek Al Saleh" a group of teenage boys decided to harass the woman's car that I of course was riding. It was the scariest thing I have ever experienced. They were loud, rude, obnoxious and eluded to a possible escalation when one of them tried to force the door open to the car. God only knows what the heck their intention was but I was not interested in finding out. The thing is the windows to the car are open therefore leaving a potential for anyone to either throw something into the car or for them to stick their hands through the window and steal your purse or any object that may be in their arms reach.

Later on in the day I saw graffiti that insinuated that there may be a Revolution to the Revolution on January 25, 2013. If this is the case then it will escalate to a civil war. God helps us as these cretin, turds as they are capable of anything. they are also fully armed to the teeth with weapons. All I have to say is that they will in fact fight over nothing and are ignorant and stupid enough to destroy their own country just out of spite. They are morons, degenerates, and useless pieces of flesh that roam the earth.